the-elle-word:

vanilla-beaan:

My new favorite flower

Get me this bouquet so I know it’s real

the-elle-word:

vanilla-beaan:

My new favorite flower

Get me this bouquet so I know it’s real

(via clannyphantom)

clarabooty:

and then satan said “let there be a skip limit and no back button on 8tracks”

(via pizza)

(Source: yumyummyyums, via distraction)

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

(Source: timetoputonashow, via keepingupwiththekardacheyennes)

(via stability)

hotboysofficial:

when someone tickles ur neck

image

(via stability)

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

(via oxfordcama)

fake-mermaid:

glamorous-dreams:

wallflowwerr:

f4kesmiler:

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

London: And thank you for taking care of me all these years.
Moseby: You are welcome. I’m so proud of you for graduating highschool. And so proud of the woman that you’ve become. Keep in touch, okay?
London: Don’t worry. I’ve got you on speed dial. I’ll call you if ever I have a problem.*London walks away and calls Moseby on her phone*
Moseby: Hello?
London: I have a problem. I’m gonna miss you.

always reblog

I CRIED SO HARD

CRYING RN

OMG :(((((

fake-mermaid:

glamorous-dreams:

wallflowwerr:

f4kesmiler:

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

London: And thank you for taking care of me all these years.

Moseby: You are welcome. I’m so proud of you for graduating highschool. And so proud of the woman that you’ve become. Keep in touch, okay?

London: Don’t worry. I’ve got you on speed dial. I’ll call you if ever I have a problem.*London walks away and calls Moseby on her phone*

Moseby: Hello?

London: I have a problem. I’m gonna miss you.

always reblog

I CRIED SO HARD

CRYING RN

OMG :(((((

(Source: thatvirgobtch, via lubricates)

literaryghoul:

unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole

(Source: chatotai, via orgasm)